Don’t fancy yourself a real-life Ryu? Scared that with every corner you turn, a mugger lies waiting to kick you ass and take your money? Time to man up. Get a pair of these Blast Knuckles for $50. Aside from the clever pun, these fuckers will shock your opponent with 950,000 volts of power. Yes, nearly a million volts. In other words, make sure you have a good lawyer before you go kicking ass and taking names.
I can’t think of a better way to rid yourself of a rodent problem than the Victor Multi-Kill mouse trap. This thing will zap the life out of a mouse with a high-voltage electric shock and guarantees the little bugger will be standing in front of the pearly gates of Miceopolis in less than five seconds. The creators claim it will remove a rodent infestation in one night.
If you’re worried about cleaning up the charred remains of the crispy mice – don’t. Victor Pest thought of everything. The Victor Multi-Kill mouse trap has a feature called the “Shock N’Drop Chamber.” As you can probably assume, it dumps the remains of the mice in a collection box for easy disposal. No mess, no problem.
