It’s lean! It’s mean! It’ll turn your vagina green! It’s the SteamVibe from Ani Niow, an artist and designer who’s clearly got the needs of many women on the mind. It uses compressed air to vibrate and wiggle around, which undoubtedly will give a vaudevillian sense of pleasure to females of all ages.
Though, in my opinion, it looks like it’d destroy your pelvis, fallopian tubes and then some.
Ladies! Do you love to munch rug? Find pleasure in shoving a cucumber in your vagina or anus? Excellent. Pay attention.
After awhile, you’ll most likely have built up an impressive collection of sex toys that rivals that of Star Jones’. Do yourself, your husband and the environment a favor and dispose of these toys properly. Instead of throwing it out and leaving it for Ted the Garbageman to find, use this official Sex Toy Recycling Program. Send ‘em a box of dildos and you’ll get a $10 credit towards a new one from their online store. Not a bad deal, right? This company will even clean and dismantle your vibrators and dildos to ensure they’re disposed of properly.
We heard that chicks really dig dudes who play guitars, but we never thought this was the reason. This Guitar + Vox + OhMiBod modification allows for the OhMiBod vibrator to react to the playing of the guitar, plugged in through a VOX classic rock AmPlug.
Plug the Vox and the vibrator together through a headphone cable, and you’ve got yourself one seriously musically interactive sex toy. Woman might protest that they can’t resist a musician, but try this on her for size. — Andrew Dobrow
