I’m always rambling on about a Rock N’ Roll Pizzeria but that doesn’t have shit on a vending machine that will serve you piping-hot fresh pizza. Did I say fresh? OK so that was a total lie but it’s still portable pizza. Unfortunately, the pizza is Tombstone brand which usually tends to fail my personal taste test. And by taste test I mean scarfing down food when I’m drunk.

What city could possibly have a deep-dish pizza vending machine? Houston, Texas, baby. Those fat fucks down there probably hit up that shit up for breakfast lunch and dinner. BARF!

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We’ve seen vending machines which offer everything from iPod’s to human services, but what about something more attuned to our fashion sense. And by our, I mean you women (gotta watch my macho allure.)  To introduce their new sneaker, Japanese branded Onitsuka Tiger is offering their Trainer from vending machines around Japan.

This is a concept just dying to run rampant across the streets of NYC, where girl’s who emulate the characters from Sex And The City are known to flock. Dem bitches’ be shoe crazy, dawg! But no shoe technology will ever look as sexy, or as efficient as others. — Andrew Dobrow

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