That’s it. I’m done posting. Know why? I have to go and try this baby out. Steve Jobs doesn’t have shit on the Robo Urinal. It can hold your dick while you take a leak, how cool is that? Let’s see the iPhone do that. An app just isn’t going to recreate the experience of a metal hand slowly reaching toward your penis. The jokes could go on, but I’ll save face and stop here.
You may never get a chance to meet George W. Bush, but the opportunity to urinate in his mouth is still on the table. OK, not so much his mouth but the mouth of a porcelain remake of the forty-third and current President of the United States is on display now at Clark Sorensen’s San Francisco studio in the mission district.
Check out more of Clark’s work at his website: Clarkmade.com. He’s holding an election night party to watch the elections results roll in and to give Bush a good flush! Whether or not the urinal will make an appearance is unknown, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it did.
