We’ve all misplaced our car keys at one point or another. The problem lies around two o’ clock in the morning when you’re shit-faced drunk, have no money for a cab and your keys fall into a sewage drain.

No worries. Wired has the solution. It explains in detail all that is required to get your car up and running without the need of your car keys. Hopefully, you can prove you’re the owner of the vehicle you’re driving after getting caught by police thanks to some wicked anti-theft devices. Other than that, all that is required is some wire strippers and a flat head screwdriver. Grand theft auto has never been easier!

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There’s no better way to hide your drugs or your money from burglars and Feds than the lettuce safe. No one would ever suspect the vegetable sitting so innocently at the bottom of your fridge to contain hidden treasures. Priced at a hundred dollars, this head of lettuce looks and feels like the real deal, except the bottom snaps off to reveal a secret hiding place.

They also make a kaiser roll safe for the same price. But, now that it’s posted all over the Internet, it’s not fooling anyone. Still, an ideal way to protect cash, jewelry and other valuables while at home or away.
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I can’t even begin to explain how much clutter fills my house at the moment. With the ever growing stream of gadgets I have flowing into my house, I’m simply running out of room to put shit. This ingenious design from Vogue Living Australia installs drawers into your stairs, allowing for a completely optimal use of space.

We’re sick of big and bulky dressers filling our limited living space. And not only that, but thieves would never think to look for drawers in the stairs if, God forbid, your house ever gets broken into. — Andrew Dobrow

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