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“Son, we’re going to the 7-11 for dinner. Put your shoes on.”

“But father! I’ve lost my sneakers whilst playing in the woods this morning!”

“You little shit. Those shoes cost me $17 from Walmart. Are you trying to embarrass me?”

“No!”

“Well I’m hungry as shit. Here. In the mean time, put these Wiimote covers on your feet.”

“I’m gonna become Mario! Wait till I find Peach in the forest and we find Yos-”

“Shut up already and put the goddamned plastic on your feet, OK kid?”

“Yes, father.”

“Good. Now C’mon. I’ve got a spicy bean burrito with my name on it that needs to be rescued.”

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I warned you about the Wii. Some of you listened, most did not. Well, I hope all the Wii owners who couldn’t refrain from calling me a PS3/360 fanboy in the comments all crack their LCD screens while playing sub par games. I’ll be a fan of anything and I mean anything as long as it isn’t the Wii. Look who’s laughing now.

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There’s eight minutes and fifteen seconds more of where that came from, pal. Happy Friday!

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I don’t know what you did to piss Sirius Satellite Radio off. Maybe you forgot to pay your bill a month? Perhaps you told them to “piss off” when they offered you a hardware upgrade? Whatever you did, they just got us back real nicely.

Sirius is debuting ABBA Radio. God help us. At least it doesn’t launch until July 7th.

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