Gearfuse

How many universes does a man have to search through to find a decent cup of joe in this joint? These Stargate Coasters provide you with easy access to Gou’ald and Replicator coffee cafes.

It’s just our luck that the best coffee can only be found in enemy alien coffee shops. Warning: there is a clear disclaimer warning that the wormhole is not included. So you’ll have to figure out a way to access one yourself. Sounds easy enough.

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Here is the true definition of fanboyism. Why on Earth would by guests care what their table coasters look like, let alone the iPhone. Perhaps the host is waiting for someone to exclaim “By golly! These coasters, when aligned properly, resemble the menu on my iPhone! Genius!” At that point, the host will offer hors d’oeuvres and the guests will politely accept.

Change is good. This is not change. These are like the Sarah Palin of table coasters. Played out and downright retarded, holmes.

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