How many times have you read a comic and found yourself wishing you had a certain super power. Being the sick bastard I am, I always wished I had x-ray vision (the panties are pink, Lois.) Everett Bradford took it upon himself to create a flame-throwing wrist device, and soon to be, cause of his death.

Much like Pyro from X-Men, the Pyro System gives Everett the power to singe your eyebrows and cook BBQ steak from over 10 feet away. It takes him a few swipes to get the bad boy warmed up, but as long as you haven’t ran away in a mad dash after realizing he has a fucking flame thrower on his wrist, your ass is toast. Hit the jump for more video madness and details. (more…)

There have been a wide assortment of Batmen over the years (not to be confused with Batboy, of course). From the BAM! POW! days of Adam West, to the seductive, yet totally unimpressive George Clooney days, we’ve seen our share of Batman acting. We still feel the need to meet the real Batman. And the only way to call the real Batman, is with the Bat Signal.

Now, you can try making your own Bat Signal, but more than likely, you’ll fail miserably, and spend the rest of your life cold, hungry, and lonely. But thankfully for us, we can buy our own premade Bat Signal, which might not be able to notify the man in black from across a city, but should do well if you happen to be in the same room as him, with its 16 foot range. Get your own for $309. You know you’ve spent more on stupider shit. — Andrew Dobrow

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As disturbing as the image of Iron Man and The Hulk fornicating might be, I want you to think really hard. What would their love child look like if the two superheroes were to mate? Does it look like the pictured figure, or perhaps more green? Iron Man fan Jin-Saotome created this action figure, which he calls the Hulkbuster Iron Man.

In other words, it’s an educated guess on what the offspring would look like if Iron Man and The Hulk made whoopee. OK, not really, the Hulkblaster is just an awesome feature of the Iron Man’s canon weapon armor. Though if that ever were to happen, we would be better apt fearing for our life when the break-up argument ensued. — Andrew Dobrow

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