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Though it might not seem like it, Jabba the Hut does take the occasional sponge bath. His only requirements are that the bathing slaves pay extra heed to his Hutnesses wiener and that they do so only with Han Solo in Carbonite Soap. For only $6.50 a pop you and the Hut can have at least one thing in common – the ownership of your very own Han Solo in Carbonite Soap. Each bar is hand-crafted and 100% fragrance-free. So you can get... Continue reading

When I die and go to heaven, I expect this is what I’ll see at the pearly gates. Except I imagine my heavenly AT-AT having a nicer rack. The 3-ft. tall Bacon AT-AT Walker is constructed using 40 lbs. of bacon stuck to a foam base. This porky monstrosity took 21 straight-hours of work to build and probably about a quarter of that to eat. TIFR.us was also responsible for the Bacon AK-47 we posted about last year.

Sillof created these awesome custom action figures which restyles your favorite Star Wars characters into samurai-inspired creations. If you’re the type of person who draws references between Star Wars and Imperial Japan, not only do we feel slightly sorry for you, but you’ll be in heaven with these awesome action figures. Pictured above is R2-D2. Can you guess the rest? I’ll give you a hint. Jar Jar was not included.

Don’t get me wrong, Princess Leia was a hot piece of diplomatic bootay, but this is just a tad bit creepy for a grown man. But hey, to each his own. One thing you’ll notice is that this ad as a bit of an identity issue, jumping back and forth between Han and Luke. Regardless, it’s one of the funniest and coolest parodies I’ve seen in a while. Link [via]

My favorite little fluff balls from Return of the Jedi get the plushy treatment thanks to Craftster user gammerus’s immortalization of the Ewok. I don’t only want one of these… I need one. Sure, the proportions aren’t 100% accurate and they probably don’t have that same fresh Ewok smell, but it’s about as close as you’ll get without delving into the Endor black market or making a round-trip to Mars for your very own martian man. Link [via]

Catch a wave, I will. Check out this creatively geeky sculpture mashing up the universal symbol for “surf’s up!” with Yoda’s oblong head. This might just be an image I’ll never be able to unsee. Link [via]

Back in November of 2009 we posted a series of photos depicting the very secret lives of Stormtroopers. How exactly does the great white menace spend their off-duty time? The answer appeared to be spending a lot of time in each other’s arms and painting nude portraits of each other. This edition of The Secret Lives of Stormtroopers unveils their methods of hygiene, time-travel and their eating habits, and as expected, they’re still on the prowl for those damn “droids they... Continue reading

There are maybe two or three times a year that call for the special fine china. But those days call for something especially elegant and delicate – two traits us geeks aren’t known to posses. These Star Wars Porcelain china plates allow us to both reflect our true nature and not feel all stuck-up and snobby in the process of trying to seem glamorous. You might want to save these plates until the next reissue of the series. Knowing Lucasfilm, we should... Continue reading

Using the Amazon Kindle for so long I almost forgot that there are some places where books still come with pages. The Lightsaber doesn’t really spear through the books, although judging from the photos it does turn at least part of them into a clammy mess of scrambled egg. That’s not quite fair: the photos show a prototype, so the final shipping version should look (hopefully) a little more like molten metal, and the light part will glow via battery-powered... Continue reading

See? I told you. Flashbacks don’t hurt either. On reexamining Han Solo’s facial expressions, you can clearly tell when the realization hits. Wait for it… wait for it. OH GOD NO!