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The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point? Don’t get me wrong, I can see the benefits of rubbing a length of rope up and down your asshole. Well, actually, no, no I can’t. This... Continue reading

Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is horrendous, no matter how deluded you happen to be by kitty litter ads guaranteeing a fresh scent. It’s shit… it’s... Continue reading

Talk about being scared shitless. Coca-Cola has gone all hardcore with the marketing of their new Georgia Max Coffee brand, redesigning a number of toilets at some of the most popular ski resorts in Japan. And really, where else could something this absurdly awesome exist? The fully wrapped bathroom walls simulate the experience of a skier on all sides of the shit deposit. So actually, being constipated just got a little bit less sucky. Instead of staring at a blank... Continue reading

No one uses outhouses anymore. However, a cardboard box that you take a shit in has many practical uses for would-be shitting toddlers and adults alike. This lightweight portable cardboard toilet was designed for outdoor use and pops up from a convenient 14-inch flat pack form. Each package includes ten bio-degradable (good for the environment) poo boxes which can be yours for around $30. Ideal for camping, festivals and pretty much anywhere you need to take a shit. Perhaps the... Continue reading