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Skiing the Slopes as You Drop The Browns Off at the Ole Swimming Hole

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Talk about being scared shitless. Coca-Cola has gone all hardcore with the marketing of their new Georgia Max Coffee brand, redesigning a number of toilets at some of the most popular ski resorts in Japan. And really, where else could something this absurdly awesome exist?

The fully wrapped bathroom walls simulate the experience of a skier on all sides of the shit deposit. So actually, being constipated just got a little bit less sucky. Instead of staring at a blank wall for hours on end, you can at least pretend you’re out enjoying the slopes with your friends.

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Shit Box Is More Comfortable Than Your Average Toilet

No one uses outhouses anymore. However, a cardboard box that you take a shit in has many practical uses for would-be shitting toddlers and adults alike. This lightweight portable cardboard toilet was designed for outdoor use and pops up from a convenient 14-inch flat pack form. Each package includes ten bio-degradable (good for the environment) poo boxes which can be yours for around $30.

Ideal for camping, festivals and pretty much anywhere you need to take a shit. Perhaps the most noteworthy thing about The Brown Corporation (and their Shit Box) is their little poo mascot. His name is Little Jack and he claims that once you’ve taken a shit in this cardboard box, you’ll never want to use a normal toilet again. It’s that comfortable.

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