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Zombie Last Supper

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Believe it or not, this is only the second most terrifying Last Supper ever. That’s right, an image of zombies gnawing on Jesus is the runner up. What the hell has the world come to?

Also on the menu was cupcakes and shots. Sounds like a party!

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Jail-made Cross Knife: Shank a Punk and Be Saved All In One

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A German prisoner had a score to settle, but he realized there was no way to hide a weapon unless he could devise some sort of evil plan. So, with little other option, the German criminal created a hallowed-out wooden cross with an attached shiv.

Though the plan seemed fool-proof, the German prisoner must have been a world-class fool. His jailers found the blade and confiscated it. Jesus wasn’t available for comment. Photographer Marc Steinmetz shot this and a bunch of other improvised weapons.

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Anatomical Adam and Eve Skateboard

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Just as Eve was tempted into eating from the tree of knowledge, I too am being tempted to commission myself a set of these skateboards if they ever see the light of day.

Designed by ProcessRecess, and commissioned by Giant Robot, the Exit Eden skateboard symbolizes the rise of science and the inspection of religion through the sharp eyes of technology.

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LEGO Jesus Was Assembled For Your Sins

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Yo, JC, we’re cool, right? I mean, I know, I was born Jewish. And while I’m not a practicing Jew, per se, you won’t strike me down for spreading the word about this LEGO image of yourself, right? Just wanted to get that out of the way. As a geeky God fearing people, we believe the only way to truly honor our savor is to recreate him with the always-versatile LEGO bricks.

A Swedish protestant church assembled this six-foot tall Jesus figure. Composed of 30,000 piece LEGO bricks, it took about 40 volunteers a total of 18 months to finish their massive Jesus project. Pretty impressive in a “I feel like being smite” sort of way. Sadly, it doesn’t include any superpowers, like walking on water. More pic love after the Jump-ses Christ. (more…)

Chik-Fil-A Offering Decent Kids Toys For Once

Chik-fil-a. Let’s see. I think it was my second job when I was 14. Terrible experience if I recall, but the free food was a plus. Unfortunately, the kids toys always sucked. Since Chik-fil-a is a bible-thumping restaurant chain (never open on Sundays!), most of the crap children got in their Kids Meal was religious-based propaganda or a crappy book.

Looks like the company has done a 180-degree turn by partnering with the Kennedy Space Center. Science? What’s that?

Until November 22nd, you’ll be able to collect all four pieces of a space station that slightly resembles the ISS. Each part comes with cool trivia cards and even a $5 coupon that can be used at the Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex. Not too shabby! All Chik-fil-a needs to do is offer up Darwinian chicken nuggets and we’ll call it a day.

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