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Caffeinated Beef Jerky is a Complete Breakfast

Meet Perky Jerky, the complete performance enhancing meat. Caffeinated via the addition of Guarana, you won’t even need your morning coffee to get that extra perk, though of course you’ll still take it, you friggen’ fiend. Feeeeelin’ perky, oh, so perky. Just feel these nipples! Link [via]