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So, What Does Mario Look Like Naked?

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I’m sure it’s a question that’s been on your mind for at least a decade. What does the most popular plumber in the world look like naked?

Sort of like your dad, shaved of all his hair, mixed with a newborn baby. Yeah… creepy as hell.

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Anatomic Wetsuit: Nude As Legally Possible

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There’s not many ways to be perversely snarky on a nude beach. With all of your naughty-bits hanging out, there’s not much you can tell someone that they’ll find risque. If you don’t feel comfortable in your own skin, these Anatomic Wetsuits, by Diddo Velema, allow you to appear not only comfortable with your anatomy, but brash enough to show more than what’s skin deep.

Watch as women blush and giggle over your unveiled gluteus maximus muscle (that’s your ass). Your bloodied biceps prove your certainly take care of your body. Oh, and ladies, instant bikini body!

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