Portable Nasal Mucus Remover Doubles As An Automatic Weapon
Nasal aspirators are in no way described as fun. They are traditionally made of rubber and used by over-zealous parents to forcibly remove snot from infant’s noses. A patent for a Portable Nasal Mucus Remover unveils a aspirator that looks more like a torture device than a medical tool.
Geared more towards children removing their snot independently, the Mucus Removing Gun teaches kids the finer things in life. Like how to stick a gun in your face and pull the trigger to remove your problems. Yeah, we REALLY see this one taking off. — Andrew Dobrow