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Ice on Mars?
Scientists at NASA believe they’ve finally discovered ice on Mars. Recently, the Phoenix Mars Lander started collecting soil samples from the surface of the planet. After a few backhoe scoops, a white, glistening material was revealed. Scientists couldn’t figure out if it was ice or not but four days after it was uncovered, it vanished. The theory? It’s ice and it’s evaporating after being exposed. What does this mean for us? It means Mars could, at some point in time,... Continue reading
We’re Going To The Sun!
Almost like the movie “Sunshine,” we’ll soon be probing the Sun, except we wont be using a suicide squad of top scientists and astronauts. NASA has decided to finally go to the sun after 400 years of studying the star from afar. The mission is being called Solar Probe+ (pronounced ‘Solar Prove Plus’). We’ll be using a heat-resistant spacecraft made specifically to dive into the Sun’s atmosphere. For the first time ever we plan to visit a living, breathing star. ... Continue reading
Phoenix Down: A Phoenix Mars Lander Roundup
Heard about NASA’s latest endeavor but haven’t had a chance to check out the pictures or read about it? No worries. I’ve got ya covered. Here’s a quick roundup on various coverage of NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander: The latest high-resolution photo from Mars, direct from NASA. Follow Phoenix via the official site. The Guardian’s take on the mission. Don’t raise your kids on Mars. Slashdot seems to have an equal boner for the landing pictures The ultimate picture collection for... Continue reading
Get Paid $5000 A Month To Lie In Bed
Our country is in dire need of a true patriot. One that can lie tilted in a bed for a 90-day period without moving off it whatsoever. That’s right, NASA is looking for its latest guinea pig so it can measure the effects of microgravity on the human body. Having to stay in bed for so long could prove to be a literal pain in the ass but the pay might be worth it. How about it? You’ll be giving... Continue reading
Avalanche On Mars Could Mean The End For Bigfoot
Remember that poor Bigfoot-looking Mars Man we told you about? We are currently fearing for his life as NASA has released new images that the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter spotted. It seems as though Mars isn’t as inactive geologically as previous thought, as avalanches on the surface of the planet have been spotted. Does this mean that our Martian buddy is in trouble? Odds are that he has survived more than one of these in his time, so we have faith... Continue reading
Pentagon To Shoot Down Falling Satellite From The Sky, No Worries
A rogue U.S. satellite is threatening to plummet into the Earth in March, but don’t worry, our government has got us covered. And we know they’ve never let us down before! Oh, that big shiny thing plummeting straight towards your new home? Don’t worry, nothing to see here.
Life On Mars: Martian Spotted On NASA Spirit Footage
No, we have not become a tabloid. Nor do we say that this image shows definitive proof of life on Mars (even though David Bowie asks that very same question decades ago, what a genius.) What we can tell you is that a humanoid-appearing entity was spotted chilling on a rock, from one of the photos taken by the NASA Mars Spirit explorer. Is it just a discrepancy? Some weird rock formation? Is it an Ewok or even Bigfoot? We... Continue reading
The Green Side Of The Moon
If one day we are forced to expand our lives to the moon, we don’t want to make the same mistakes we’ve made here on Earth. Enter Luna Gaia, a green concept idea for making the moon living experience not only enjoyable, but friendly to the lunar environment. Luna Gaia would be a self-sustaining habitat, which gathers solar energy and reuses all of its waste (mmm, urine water!) Luna Gaia is more than just your average Green-design lunar habitat (if... Continue reading
