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Us men need us our sammichs. Digital or tactile, we love our pieces of bread to be packed full of meaty goodness. A properly made sandwich is enough to make most of us drool with anticipation. That’s exactly why Scanwiches is such a dirty tease.

Scanwiches is a nifty little blog which posts high-res images of cross-cut sandwiches. While you are free to admire the site all you want, we recommend a napkin tucked into your shirt and some kind of protective material over your keyboard. And if you love sandwiches as much as we do, drool won’t be the only bodily fluid risking your keyboard’s proper functionality. (We’re talking about sweat you pervert. Stop thinking about my penis.)

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If you have more money then you know what to do with (and that money just happens to be Yen) then you might look a lot like the man pictured above, using the money in anyway you see fit. For those of us with more financial burden, we have to resort to more extreme measures in order to look filthy rich.

For 6,800 yen you can get your own sack of 10,000 Yen note napkins, which can be used to wipe both your brow, and maybe even a dab of Grey Poupon mustard off your greedy little lips. — Andrew Dobrow

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If you’ve ever tried to read and eat at the same time, it can be an eye-opening experience. The two forms of enjoyment just don’t go together. They are no peas and carrots, as Mr. Gump would say. BookGem holds your book open for you, keeping it at a readable angle while you enjoy your BBQ ribs.

One thing that BookGem doesn’t do is wash your hands for you. So even if you go through all of the trouble to set up your book for meal reading, even sloppy hands will make your book stained and sticky. Remember to grab a napkin and you should be fine. Get your own for $15. — Andrew Dobrow

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