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If for some reason you haven’t started using your various devices to keep track of your daily appointments you probably still rely on the old paper calendar. Either that or you’re completely awful with dates. Either way you likely need to make an upgrade.

The Taking Care of Business Mousepad keeps your daily appointments in clear view without taking up any more space then is already necessary, keeping your upcoming schedule at the forefront.

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I can barely deal with two buttons and a scroll-wheel without tying my fingers into knots. The OpenOfficeMouse is truly a monstrosity of a peripheral, featuring 18 programmable buttons.

I never would have suspected that one day I could own a mouse only navigable with a detailed map of its buttons.

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A great edible gift for a Panda, not such a great edible gift for Panda pet owners. The 106-key Bamboo Keyboard and Mouse from Brando connects to your computer via its USB port and offers support for Window 2000/XP/Vista and Linux.

If you live in a heavy Panda bear population, you might want to either lock the keyboard up tight or mask its scent with your (hey, we don’t judge, Ok, maybe we do judge a little bit) or your mom’s perfume or something. You can purchase both keyboard and mouse individually or you can buy them together for $52.

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The whole time, it was right under my nose. This little guy went though my entire surplus of cheese in a matter of days. Thank god we’ve caught him.

The Mouse Trap T-Shirt mashes the fine art of rodent slaughter and computer peripherals. Sounds like an AWESOME Saturday night.

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I’m not sure how comfortable you would be using a hair comb adorned with a taxidermy guinea pig. On one hand, these taxidermy rodent accessories are unique, not as dirty as living rodents and won’t leave a trail of rice sized turds. And on the other hand, it’s a fucking dead rodent.

And these particular rodents aren’t even cute compared to other rodents. They’re actually pretty horrifying. Reid Peppard has created an assortment of rodent-themed accessories. Check out the brooch, headband and purse after the jump.

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Have a few dead computer mouses laying around? They’re probably sitting in the same spot you keep the skeletons in your closet. You might be having some trouble parting with them. And that’s fine, totally normal. People become attached to inanimate objects all the time.

So, if you want to actually do something USEFUL with those dead mice, you might as well sit down at your work bench for a few minutes, wipe down the foot of dust on its surface from its lack of use, and strip down the mouse so you can use it as a nifty toothbrush / razor holder. Why the hell not, right?

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I’d be scared shitless to leave these Trypticon Transforming Laser Mouse gadgets alone. They could cause some serious damage if they aren’t properly supervised. Think about it. What if they see a tasty real life mouse skitter across your office floor. They are likely to snap their own cable as they pounce. That’s me for ya! Always one step ahead.

These 800 dpi laser mice are one of the coolest peripheral gadgets I’ve ever seen. I wonder if they work as mice when they are actually transformed.

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I’m not sure how legal this mouse is, but it’s a pretty neat way to screw with your buddies. There is no mention of the actual voltage sent through the body of your unsuspecting victims and there’s probably a good reason why there isn’t, as this product is not recommended “for children under 14 years old, adults over 50 years old, or persons with any medical conditions.”

Yikes! Better read the disclaimer before planning grandpa’s April Fool’s Day joke. The best part? It’s only $5.99.

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It would be nice to never have to age into a decrepit sack of sagging flesh, but alas, that is the fate of every one of us. However, it doesn’t have to be. Science is always real reliable when it comes to doing the impossible and what’s more impossible than prolonging death? Scientists recently working with a potential longevity-enhancing drug have had great success while testing it on mice. Having passed its final animal testing challenge, we’re ready to start testing this on humans, Tuck Everlasting-style!

The mice whom had been given the new drug dieted on fatty foods for four months without gaining weight or developing diabetes. They also ran twice as far on a treadmill as their drug-free brethren. Talk about progress. Those mice might live long healthy lives, but there isn’t anything preventing them from getting caught in a Victor.

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I can’t think of a better way to rid yourself of a rodent problem than the Victor Multi-Kill mouse trap. This thing will zap the life out of a mouse with a high-voltage electric shock and guarantees the little bugger will be standing in front of the pearly gates of Miceopolis in less than five seconds. The creators claim it will remove a rodent infestation in one night.

If you’re worried about cleaning up the charred remains of the crispy mice – don’t. Victor Pest thought of everything. The Victor Multi-Kill mouse trap has a feature called the “Shock N’Drop Chamber.” As you can probably assume, it dumps the remains of the mice in a collection box for easy disposal. No mess, no problem.

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