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Right, but when I spray people with DNA in McDonald’s I get arrested. And they call that justice. McDonald’s and other Rotterdam businesses have begun the integration of a new type of criminal deterrent – DNA spray. Each location’s spray carries a unique DNA marker, which is squirted in the form of an undetectable mist, only visible under a UV light. The DNA liquid is contained in an orange box, about the size of a paperback novel, attached to the... Continue reading

With Ron the Don, it’s always personal. Screw business. Did Wendy launch an ad campaign against the family? Well, business is going to have to suffer. Meet the true kingpins behind the New Jersey of the food industry, the Fast Food Mafia. You thought Ronald was dead? Think again. Just stay clear of the drive-by deep fryings and believing their propaganda and you should be okay. Link

Are you in the mood for something slightly more crunchy and about 100% more nutritional than a typical McDonald’s meal? The LEGO Value Meal provides you with way more than your daily recommended plastic intake. And you know what they say, if a little is good, more must be better. So Super Size this baby up! Link [via]

Free Wi-Fi is great and all, but it’s sort of expected these days, especially from big chains. I want to know what else they can offer me. Did you know that McDonald’s isn’t only offering free Wi-Fi, but they’re also going to provide the new and exclusive Wi-Fri service. More fries in more places! This genius ad spot is sure to turn some hungry heads. Link [via]

In another effort to win back customer trust, McDonald’s, which still remains tainted by science revelations, the much publicized “Super Size Me” documentary and their murder of Billy Mays via a full-on attack of the cardio-region, is planning to unveil ChargePoint electric car chargers, at least at one location so far. I’m not sure of of what the correlation is between electrical car owners and their frequency fast food eating, but I imagine that ratio would have to be pretty... Continue reading

HEY THERE! LOOK, TO CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF BILLY MAYS (MAY HE REST IN PEACE), WE’RE POSTING THIS VIDEO OF HIM ORDERING A SHITLOAD OF FOOD FROM MCDONALDS! AND THAT’S NOT ALL! YOU’LL ALSO SEE HIM WHIP OUT TONS OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS IN HIS BENTLEY CONTINENTAL/ARNAGE/WHO CARES?! WOW! IT MUST BE FUCKING AWESOME TO HAVE THAT MUCH CASH AND BE BILLY MAYS! FREE SHIPPING INCLUDED! GODDAMN! Link

Before you argue that McDonalds is not tech-related, check at your waistline. Now that that’s settled, let’s talk burger. McDonalds is trying a radical new concept of selling in Japan. See, it just brought the Quarter Pounder over and in an effort to promote it better and more efficiently, two McDonalds stores were rebranded into Quarter Pounder only stores. You’ll see no golden arches or mention of Micky Ds here. The menu includes two items: a Quarter Pounder with Cheese... Continue reading

I can sum this post up in a riddle. Everyone loves riddles, especially Joker. Here it goes: If McDonalds gives Zune users WiFi for a few years for free, does anyone care? Didn’t think so. Move it along, folks. Link

Two of Japan’s largest companies and now, oddly paired partners, have joined together in corporate harmony to bring the Japanese public the best of bytes and burgers. This 300 million yen joint agreement will promote the use of DoCoMo’s IC-card e-cash phones in McDonalds’ through out the country of Japan. This agreement will work in conjunction with McDonalds new “membership club”. The DoCoMo technology will be used heavily for McDonalds’ advertising after a payment is made using the IC-card at... Continue reading