Mario has gone through quite a bit of clothing throughout the years. Enough that he’s built quite a respectable wardrobe.
Designer Glen Brogan created this design as a potential t-shirt entry. You can vote for it over at Splitreason. Not only would I rock it, I’d… well, yeah, I’d pretty much just rock it.
If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn.
It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky fucks.
(Very loosely sung to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree“)
Oh, 8-bit tree
Oh, 8-bit tree
Your ornaments are so epic
Oh, 8-bit tree
Oh, 8-bit tree
Mike Tyson makes me want to use anti-septic
You make me smile and you make me bow
I really wanna play some Zelda now
Oh, 8-bit tree
Oh, 8-bit tree
Your ornaments are so epic
This might just be Mario and Luigi’s attempt to get their name in the papers only days before the release of the new Super Mario Bros. Wii game, but apparently the two plumbers were spotted assaulting a NYC cab driver.
Don’t get too discouraged quite yet, your two favorite plumbers still might have a chance. Number one, the attack was on Halloween, so it might not be the REAL Mario and Luigi, but perhaps the work of two impostors. The fact that it happened in 4D also lends credibility to a fake. A third man, who was wearing a tuxedo, is also being sought. No mention of if they were packing mushrooms at the time of the incident.
We’ve seen Mario’s henchmen in LEGO form before, but never have we seen the man himself quite like this. Weighing in at a massive 110 pounds and standing 5 feet 9 inches tall, this life sized Mario model is completely structured, modeled and built using over 40,000 LEGO bricks. The pictures do all the talking here.
Built specifically for the Netherlands’ Game Mania by Dirk VH, the result of this massive undertaking is to be sold on eBay, with all proceeds heading off to charity, most likely to aid starving plumbers.
A man of many identities, Lincoln was ashamed to showcase his geeky side, even if that geekiness happened to be a century ahead of his time.
Let’s thank Secretary of the Treasury Joe D! for providing us with this excellent rendition of the greatest president ever.
I’m sure it’s a question that’s been on your mind for at least a decade. What does the most popular plumber in the world look like naked?
Sort of like your dad, shaved of all his hair, mixed with a newborn baby. Yeah… creepy as hell.
You can’t resist Mario’s balls. Feel the sweetness roll across your tongue. Oh yeah, that makes me so hot. Wait… what?
These awesome Mario truffle balls each feature a different element of the game. And each is om nom-tastic.
Made using an inkjet printer, sticker labels and a 1/4? foam board, the Mario Riding Yoshi wall hanging design wants to lick you to death, sort of like a sex-addicted prison-escapee, but now with more reptilian spice.
Watch the mustache, I heard it can leave some rug burn.
So, we get it. You can be a huge Mario fan. That’s cool. I totally get it. I have the dude tattooed on my skin for Christ’s sake. But this cake oozes of obsessive awesomeness.
Each tier is meticulously connected by even more Mario goodness, physically attached by Super Mario pipes and topped with a Mario and Peaches topper. From top to bottom, this cake is where it’s at.
