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NASA Mulling Over a Laser to Blast Space Debris
To help combat the growing concern of space debris in orbit around Earth, NASA is pondering the construction of a giant laser that could help knock potentially harmful chunks of debris from the sky. Continue reading
Lockheed Martin Using Spectral Beam Combining to Develop Laser Guns
There have been proposals in the past to incorporate laser weaponry into warfare. But up until now, there had been no practical solution for making a laser weapon small enough or powerful enough to actually use in the field, unless we ever happened to be battling cats. Then we’d be set. Finally, Lockheed Martin might have stumbled on the secret to energy weaponry with a process called Spectral Beam Combining. By using an inverse prism, developers were able to combine... Continue reading
World’s Largest Laser Goes For a Test Drive; Could Lead to Fusion Energy For All
California’s Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory announced that it has taken the world’s largest laser, housed in the National Ignition Facility, for its first ‘dry run.’ Yes, a laser so massive it needs to be housed in a 10 story building as wide as three football fields. But the big news here isn’t actually the massive laser, although it is pretty damn cool. It’s what the laser is actually capable of doing. The laser’s massive power, which is actually generated by... Continue reading
Interactive Pet Laser Tortures Your Cat
You know how something as simple as a laser pointer can become your pets newest favorite toy? The Bolt Interactive Pet Laser automatically juts around the room, providing your pet with minutes of fun. As you can tell from the kitty’s glassy-eyed state, she’s simply enthralled. Link [via]
DIY: Turn Your Bic Into A Laser Lighter
It’s no wonder Dr. Evil wanted sharks with fricken’ laser beams attached to their heads. Just check out what a laser can do given the right project and tools, even on a tight budget. This step-by-step video tutorial teaches you how to turn a Bic lighter into a flame shooter which ignites shit using a laser beam. Light a fuse, ignite a cigar, brand your children. The world is yours! Video after the jump.
Guy Shoves Blu-ray Laser Inside A Zippo
With Blu-ray players being so expensive nowadays, either creator Rog8811 went dumpster diving for parts or just has enough money to smash open a Playstation 3. Whatever the reason, he managed to cram a working blue-laser diode inside a Zippo lighter. The best part? It actually works. Windproof? No problem bro, ’cause this fucker is made of light. If you want to build your own, there are instructions. You’ll need to procure your own blue laser diode somehow – godspeed... Continue reading
Spyder II GX Green Laser Reviewed
I haven’t touched a laser in years due to the fact that the novelty of it all wore off years ago. But John Biggs, the intrepid editor over at CrunchGear, decided to dust off his boots and do a video review of the Spyder II GX laser from Ultimate Lasers. Comparing it to my penis, he says it’s “really, really big” and that he can light a candle with it. Ha! Light a candle with a laser? John, you are... Continue reading
“I Do” Laser Etched Wedding Ring
Here’s a wedding ring that’s out of the ordinary. A “Yes, I Do” sound wave is cut-out of the ring. No engraving your significant other’s favorite love poem on this ring. There’s no room for it. Designer Sakura Koshimizu uses lasers to cut out the shape of the waveform produced from your own “Yes I Do.” Using some sound editing software, Sakura records your voice during the ceremony. The software will show the sound waves on the screen, which are... Continue reading
Eco-friendly Lightsaber Packs A Mean Punch
Lightsabers are flippin’ cool but one can’t help but question their toll on the environment. Enter the Jedi Ecosaber, the lightsaber that wields a compact fluorescent bulb. It’ll light up but, when it comes to slicing things in half, you’d be better off with a butter knife. Redbubble is selling these t-shirts for $26.53, so grab yours before everyone in the galaxy has one. Link [via]
Could Microsoft’s Blue Track Mouse Be The End Of Laser?
Microsoft claims that come September 9th, you can kiss laser goodbye. Everyone was quite confused as to what Microsoft meant, that is until this picture of the mystery product that would put laser in its place showed up on Amazon’s Germany site. It’s called the Blue Track and it allegedly uses a blue LED teamed up with a wide-angle lens for better tracking on more surfaces than laser and optical are capable of. Hey, I’m all for improved tracking and... Continue reading
