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Ranking near the top of my “shit I didn’t know i wanted, but now need” list is an awesome Steampunk-style Lightsaber currently being auctioned off on eBay. The metal-constructed saber was constructed by a prop professional, so the quality is likely very high. With a Buy It Now price of $124.99, the Steampunk Lightsaber is actually really reasonable. Finally, a weapon you can use with your Darth Vader gas mask. Hit the jump for more steamy photos.

It’s still burning like a mother, but it’s so worth it. What could be better than Mario and the Jedi mashed together?  It’s like, my childhood in one awesomely sexy package. What sort of geeky tats have you been looking into?

Saving the planet and Star Wars. What more could a geek want? Other than a Lucy Liu sex-bot, of course. The Jedi were always the ones that came off as the treehugger type. Darth and the rest of the dark side didn’t have much consideration for natural beauty. Perhaps never more evident than when he blows up Princess Leia‘s beautiful home planet of Alderaan just because he felt like it. When will the Galactic Empire learn that nature will always... Continue reading

Torture dogs much? Then you’ll get a kick out of this Darth Vader costume for your canine companion. Despite this dog resembling the likeness of Darth Sidius rather than his apprentice, we approve of dogs dressed up in Star Wars-themed costumes. We only wish there were even more sci-fi costumes available for our pets. Hit the jump to see what I mean.

In a world of good-guy smugglers and noble Jedi, one Sith must instill fear any way he can. That’s why Darth Vader built this hot air balloon. Not just because the town fare is approaching and Vader wanted to make sure he’ll be soaring high next to the Yogi bear and Batman inflatables but because Vader wishes to scare away would-be padawan learners with his hot air balloon visage.  Be careful: one collision with a Star Destroyer and it’s all... Continue reading

How cool would it be to walk through a rainy day wielding an umbrella that resembles a weapon fit for a Jedi? The LED Umbrella looks like a modified lightsaber with a cool rain protection feature. Eat that, Darth! The umbrella has a special illuminated shaft with LED as the source behind the light, hence the lightsaber glow. With the press of a button, harness the power of the Jedi, or at least look like you are. Available for $25.... Continue reading

When we were young lads, we weren’t like the other kids that wanted to be doctors and firemen. We idolized a man by the name of Luke Skywalker. We wanted to be him as he trained under Master Jedi teacher Yoda. In the depths of our hearts, there is still a place that wishes we could be good Luke. The Yoda Backpack allows us to further deepen our fantasies, while holding more than just an elderly scholar on our backs.... Continue reading