Tag Archives: humor

The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words. Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?! Link

No need to even set-up a consultation with your plastic surgeon. Rhinoplasty is as easy as grabbing your nearest beverage. The Pick Your Nose Cups create the illusion of a beautiful new nose, and sometimes, even a beautiful new mustache. Choose your nose of choice from the 12 possible options. There’s a nose for everyone, don’t you knowz? Link [via]

Sometimes realism isn’t exactly what we want in our video games. We want to escape, not be hassled by the reality of… reality. Cracked.com hosted an awesome Photoshop contest, encouraging� their users to come up with ways to make video games just a tad more realistic, hence somewhat less playable. Some of the results were absolutely genius. Here are a ...

Ford has done it again. Just when we thought they were all out of surprises. Finally a car I can afford without having to go through those damn greedy banks. I can’t wait to cruise around picking up chicks in my new ride. Ford VP made a startling announcement today, unveiling their new $650 vehicle of the future. Without further ...

These are the only keys a true pirate needs to navigate the web. Shit… Mom’s coming? Avast, avast! Link [via]

Yo Kanye, I’mma let you finish, but this is one of the best meme’s of all time. I’d watch yo’ self. Liu Kang does not seem like he’s amused. Link

I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny. It’s only a matter of� time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites. Link

If the Last Supper was attended by our favorite animals from the best internet memes across the web, it would have probably looked something like this. Just with more poop. Who else but Keyboard Cat could take the place of the man himself? And, wow, I’d be so star-struck if I happened to get a seat. But the tickets per ...

We will not give up our fight. Mustaches must get the respect they deserve. Obama… we’re waiting on you to make your move.

I’d hit it and then take it to a buffet in my Ford. The real “American Beauty” looks more like this than Mena Suvari. Mena’s got a monster forehead anyway. You ever seen that thing? The size of a damn billboard. Link