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Everyday, thousands of street lights are orphaned, sent to the junk yard to rot, with no one to maintain their slowly rusting bodies, their LED and solar brethren slowly taking their place. Please, help save these helpless street lights and adopt one for your own personal use.

These Street Light Floor Lamps use re-appropriated street lights to create a unique lamp for your home while saving the life of a helpless public servant. Every time you ignore a street light a kitty dies.

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Made using an inkjet printer, sticker labels and a 1/4? foam board, the Mario Riding Yoshi wall hanging design wants to lick you to death, sort of like a sex-addicted prison-escapee, but now with more reptilian spice.

Watch the mustache, I heard it can leave some rug burn.

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Organization is always an issue with gaming consoles. Wires get tangled, controllers get left strewn across the floor, games are left out of their cases. It can develop into a nightmare.

The Xbox and Wii gaming towers (it appears someone has something against Sony) helps keep your console, controllers and games in order. Each tower has designated spots for each controller (including a guitar) and can hold up to 16 different games.

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I have a confession. A few years ago we sort of lied to you by saying that the old NES Coffee Table was actually a coffee table. In actuality, it was more like a NES Controller trunk, not a proper table at all. Luckily, if you’re really, really into geeky household shit, there is currently a real NES Controller coffee table available on eBay.

There’s already 4 bids less than a day in, so you best get a move on if you want to grab this thing for less than a fortune.

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Here I am, scared out of my wits about anything too extreme for my fragile geeky body, and this poor little guy, measuring a tiny fraction of my size, bungee jumps 24 times a day. I feel ashamed. Very ashamed.

The Jongchul Kim’s Bungee Jumping Clock features a little man who jumps out of his little cubby and bounces around in the air at the top of each hour.

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I can’t quite put my finger on it. There is something about these glowing tables that come in a bunch of different colors remind me of my childhood. Maybe they look like something I used to play with often. Perhaps a yo-yo? Ah, yes. Of course. The yo-yo. Dependable and a bitch to rewind. At least they only cost 5 bucks. These tables? They’ll run you about $1150 each.

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Why pirate Adobe’s software when you can just use their brand and image without permission? Exactly my point. That’s clearly what the creator of these Creative Suite pillows had in mind. Instead of calling it an “Illustrator pillow” or a “Photoshop pillow,” this site chose to say “Blue Pillow with ‘Ps’ Lettering.” Trickery at its finest.

$80 for the whole set, $15 a pop clearly. Not the worst deal, but not the greatest.

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Take a close look at this shelf. At first glance, it appears to be nothing more than a typical wooden shelf resting on a wall. But upon further inspection, one will discover a multitude of swing-out shelves built-into the main unit. Hang your keys, put up some books, look at yourself in the mirror. Hell, who cares what you do with the shelf as long as you put it to good use.

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A bathmat is normally the most boring item that comes to mind when thinking of items inside a house. Such is not the case with this bathmat, which is made up of 70 pieces of moss. Yes, the kind that you find on trees in forests. It apparently feels great, doesn’t smell or mold up and grows from your bathwater. Pretty unique. The design was thought up from Swiss designer Nguyen La Chanh, who calls it “a relaxing mat that needs a little care.”

I’d care to have one. Quite the conversation piece, don’tcha think?

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SYNTAX-ERROR
01 PRINT: THIS IS A ROBOT LAMP;

02 PRINT: IT IS FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS;

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IF LOCATION == “URBAN OUTFITTERS”)
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03 PRINT: RETRO SHINY LOOK. RIGHT OUT OF A MALTED MILK SHOP FROM THE 1950s OR A $movie;

$movie = “BACK TO THE FUTURE STARRING MICHAEL J. FOX“;

#COST ANALYSIS

04 PRINT: IT IS PRICED AT THIRTY AMERICAN DOLLARS. LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED.

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