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While I’m not sure we can call this the coolest beanie we’ve ever seen (because let’s be honest, we’ve seen some really awesome beanies), it’s definitely the only one that would make you feel at home inside of a fantasy novel.

The homemade Magic Unicorn Beanie gives the wearer a new phallic member and a generous mane of purpleish pink fur. If you happen to go searching for Candy Mountain, I don’t think you’ll get even a second glance as long as you’re wearing this thing. More single-horned love after the jump.

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We’ve explored numerous shower designs on Gearfuse, but this is the first time we’ve seen one that uses magnetism to stay put. That’s right; the FreeiFlow Shower attaches to your wall via a magnet built inside the shower head and a metal-infused shower wall. Quite luxurious I must say. No wonder it won the 2008 Bathroom Innovation Award. Too bad it’ll cost a boatload of money when it goes into production, buy hey, a nice bathroom is a nice bathroom.

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These morbid creations bear a creepy resemblance to that severed horse head plush we wrote about and they’re also more blood-soaked than that Army Of Darkness knit doll. Knit creations become a little more bizarre when carrots are killing rabbits and pink unicorns are out for blood.

Andieman26 posted these on his Flickr account and now I’m questioning his better judgment. Could he be the next Minneapolis Mangler? With knit creations like these, I wouldn’t put it past the guy.

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Now, this is interesting. An electric paper plane launcher kit that you put together yourself. Too bad the entire point of crafting a paper airplane is to wing it at someones head. With this launcher, you not only miss out on choosing your targets, but you also waste precious time building it. Time that’s better spent putting together more paper airplanes for your paper air force. Please, don’t spend $16 dollars on this thing. Just look at it and laugh. Revel in the fact that it’s produced by some 3M ripoff company called 4M.

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Get up
And get your old lamp outta here
Pick up
this KISS Sculpted Head this year
And baby
Do the things it says to do

Baby, if you’re feeling good
And baby if you’re feeling nice
You know you need this sculpted head
It’s worth a deuce or $59.98

Honey
Don’t put your old lamp behind its years
And baby
a flashing fiber optic glass tongue takes away tears
Baby
Do the things I’m tellin’ ya to do
Do it

Baby, if you’re feeling good
And baby if you’re feeling nice
You know this Gene Simmon’s light will be workin’ hard
It’s worth a deuce ($59.98)

And baby, if you’re feeling good
Yes baby if you’re feeling nice
You know KISS memorabilia can’t be beat
Yeah

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A publicity stunt celebrating the upcoming Olympic games in Beijing leaves 2008 needles in Dr. Wei Sheng’s head as well as a few hundred in his shoulder (just for kicks).  When you’re already in the Guinness Book of World Records for sticking needles into your head, there is little you can do besides stick more needles in your head to attempt to break your own record. Dr. Wei Sheng, however, has decided to wear lipstick. What a fag.
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The problem with traditional head-mounted display is that they’re usually too big, it’s either the battery that’s too heavy to carry, or the eye piece that prevents you from seeing what’s going on around. This is even more frustrating for those who wear specs, because you cannot put on both at the same time.

A small Japanese company Arisawa seemed to have gotten it right with their new i-Beam portable TV. The eyepiece is so small that it can be stuck on any of you spectacles or sunglasses. The 800×225 pixels LCD is able to simulate a 21″ TV screen one meter in front of you. The eyepiece is linked to a remote controller which also houses the battery. You can hook that up with your DVD players via the AV-out line if you wish.

The full set of i-bean weights about 80g, the battery is good for 2 hours of TV. Arisawa will start shipping this week, suggested retail price is $350. –Sam Chan

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