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Alert, parents! Your kids are in danger. Danger of becoming something you’d never wish upon anyone. It seems that all you can do is pray, that your child does not become a brainless jock. Better start letting them know about the finer side of tech while they’re still young enough not to call you an asshole. This iPod Baby wear shows from your child’s infancy, that he will follow in his father’s footsteps and be a geek as well. The... Continue reading

The chill of winter might be slowly leaving its icy grip behind, but it’s never too early to start preparing for next winter. And what else would a geek use other than a radiator with a clock in it? This Tubor Mirrored Radiator is the complete definition of geek-chic. Its mirrored surface contains a back lit panel which creates a halo-like glow around itself, creating an illusion of warmth. Even better, the Mirrored Radiator runs off of both water and... Continue reading

Want to make a geek take a second glance? Try setting up one of these real Google Map icons somewhere in your town. Watch as the geeks fear over their sanity. “I think I was on the computer way to long last night”. The fear of being brainwashed will drive them mad. This would be an absolutley awesome idea for a candid camera trick. We would laugh with complete glee. Mwahaha. — Andrew Dobrow Link [via]

Kronos is a watch designed to pleasure us geek men. The Kronos watch features a USB flash drive integrated into the wristband latch for your convenience. The added feature of the flash drive offers companies a much further reach of prospective buyers. We know we’d be much more liable to buy a designer watch if it were to come with flash memory capabilities. The Kronos watch was designed by Andrew Willkerson in hopes that it will help people avoid pocket... Continue reading

Remote controls are usually a dime a dozen. A flat piece of plastic with assorted buttons strewn on one side is a nice generic description of most remote controls. The Light Saber Remote Control adds some flavor to the same old, same old. Design company Taito, designed the Light Saber Remote out of sheer spite for the conforming designs of remote controls, while adding a geek enhanced skin of Star Wars fanaticism. The Light Saber measures 7.87″ in length and... Continue reading

Many people don’t put a lot of focus on their desk or workspace, but really it should be more important then it is to some people. You gotta sit there all day so you might as well be happy with your accommodations. The Milk is a table built for a king, or in this case, a geek. As it says on the Milk website, if work is your life, then life just got really good. The desk has everything a... Continue reading

Firefox merch is probably some of the best merch that money can buy. If you are one of the very inteligent people across the world who have made the decision to be a convert of a clean and extendable browser, that little picture of a T-Rex head should be very recognizable to you. While it isn’t the Firefox symbol, it is the symbol for Mozilla (they make Firefox). This very nice backpack that is made by Ogio Metro lets you... Continue reading

Binary code is the foundation in which most information is conveyed through computer science. Now, you can proudly display your knowledge of computer literacy with the Binary code wall clock. Instead of the traditional numbers, the hour marks are replaced by their binary code equivalent. If someone you know constantly tries to sound manly by relating the time in military fashion, you can quickly answer back in the very geek language of binary, while both impressing your friends, and scaring... Continue reading

Perhaps the most accurate depiction of the internet ever? This poster is one hot piece of wall decoration. Nothing can support your inner geekiness more then a wall poster featuring all of the big names in the corporate internet world. Our personal favorite is the neon Foo Bar sign in the lower right corner. Wonder if they serve a smooth lager? The poster also adds a nice touch of pop culture references by placing Google in the center, confirming the... Continue reading