Want to creep everyone out this Thanksgiving? Order a set of these fine skeleton hand serving forks for only $50. They probably do a fantastic job at tossing salad and serving turkey with those long, boney fingers. I’m sure your relatives will be pleased with your antics when granny keels over in horror at the dinner table.
What? You think I have a dirty mind? Designer Merry Kawamura Ganjavian is way more of a perv than I ever will be. Aside from having a name that sounds like “Merry Ganja,” she’s created a unique set of utensils that can be worn on your fingers. Dubbed “Eat With Your Fingers,” you’ll soon find yourself fingering your yogurt, salads and possibly even roast beef. I’m going to stop myself here before it gets worse.
The Japanese love their abacuses. Japanese children are taught from a very young age how to be abacus pros. Soroban DS (soroban=abacus in Jap lingo), is the first ever full length game focused around the love of the abacus.
Soroban DS will allow gamers to practice their mad abacus skillz while chilling around with their DS. The only catch? Users will be using a touch pen instead of their fingers. But maybe it’s kind of like the difference between a QWERTY keyboard and texting numerically? — Andrew Dobrow
Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron.
The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. And as for being hunter-themed, it’s a shame the only meat you’ll be handling was slaughtered long ago. Yeah…I will own one soon. — Andrew Dobrow
