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I played guitar off-and-on for about ten years, but I gave up my musical aspirations once I realized my fingers just weren’t made for rapid chord progressions. All the practice in the world couldn’t solve my coordination issues, or change the fact that my fingers more closely resemble sausages than most human anatomy should. Some talents you just have to be born with. And my genes did not carry the guitar virtuoso strand. It’s good to know that just because... Continue reading

At some point we had to come to terms with the fact that we weren’t the pimpin’ gangstas we thought we were. So naturally off came our fake gem rings, in the closet goes the Pimptendo, on went these awesome Monster Rings. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a morbid fascination with gore and horror. I can’t help it, it’s just the way I’m wired. And by the popularity of Quentin Tarantino and Romero movies, I assume I’m... Continue reading

Two talents in one. Not only can Spock do that cool “Live Long and Prosper” finger thingy without blinking an eye, but he can also do a decent shadow puppet image of a doggy… AT THE SAME TIME. A one-trick pony, Spock is not. Link

The Pac-Man Ring Set puts Packy right on the digits of your girlfriend hand of choice. Hopefully your fingernails are slightly better kept than the nails of this hand model. If you’re going to show off your hands, you should want them in the finest condition. Clipped and clean. It’s only fair to the Pac. Link [via]

Shooting Watch is a training device for gamers that lets them test their button mashing skills. It resembles an NES controller in yellow with a mini LCD display and the Hudson Bee logo. Bash the A and B buttons to set a record and then try to beat it. Before you know it, your Tetris skills will be off the chain. At $20, a lot of gamers should hop on this if they have any hope to be the best.... Continue reading

Want to creep everyone out this Thanksgiving? Order a set of these fine skeleton hand serving forks for only $50. They probably do a fantastic job at tossing salad and serving turkey with those long, boney fingers. I’m sure your relatives will be pleased with your antics when granny keels over in horror at the dinner table. Link [via]

What? You think I have a dirty mind? Designer Merry Kawamura Ganjavian is way more of a perv than I ever will be. Aside from having a name that sounds like “Merry Ganja,” she’s created a unique set of utensils that can be worn on your fingers. Dubbed “Eat With Your Fingers,” you’ll soon find yourself fingering your yogurt, salads and possibly even roast beef. I’m going to stop myself here before it gets worse. Link (via)

The Japanese love their abacuses. Japanese children are taught from a very young age how to be abacus pros. Soroban DS (soroban=abacus in Jap lingo), is the first ever full length game focused around the love of the abacus. Soroban DS will allow gamers to practice their mad abacus skillz while chilling around with their DS. The only catch? Users will be using a touch pen instead of their fingers. But maybe it’s kind of like the difference between a... Continue reading

Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron. The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. And as for being hunter-themed, it’s a shame the only meat you’ll be handling was slaughtered long ago. Yeah…I will... Continue reading