For all of the people who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty, this is the perfect home security option. An end table that breaks down in to a blunt weapon and wooden shield that’s perfect for fending off home invaders or orcs. James McAdam created the Safe Bedside Table in an effort to aid the thousands of people who can’t get to sleep at night without some form of self-defense at hand.

It looks like it’ll pack quite the walloping and it’s a nice piece of furniture to boot. Just hope that intruder isn’t wielding a firearm.

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Like Dust Furniture, who says shelves need to be straight?  Designer Rafael Morgan was tired of the same old end table at the edge of his bed. So he decided to make an end table for ever changing moods and needs. With only three colors available (white, black and red), there is little mood change among variants.

However, if you’ve ever had an intense desire to store your cat on an end table, Morgan’s design is ideal for that. Just look at the picture. This crime against geometry houses all the junk in your pockets before you crash for the night, so why not have it slide right off the end table? That’s just what Morgan had in mind:  angled surfaces that make losing belongings easier than ever.
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