The Real Mickey Mouse is the Epitome of Evil
I wouldn’t have guessed it, but now that I’ve seen the real face of Mickey Mouse, I can’t help but think that he has less than good intentions.
The Only Disney/Marvel Crossover We’re Looking Forward To
Seems like a pretty even fight, right?
Thanks reader Zach for submitting this awesome image. We salute you!
Donald Duck Transformer
Disney has already scooped up Marvel and their massive catalog 5,000 comic book characters. But what if Disney moved onto greener pastures and started scooping up toy companies as well? If Hasbro was picked up by Disney, we might start seeing plenty of more toys like this.
The Donald Duck Transformer is both nightmarish (as you contemplate the possible future) and actually, sort of, dare we say, neat? Your second favorite animated duck (because everyone loves Daffy) starts out as an average Bug mobile. But make this duck angry and you’ll feel the unmitigated wrath of pure animated robot rage.
Hitler Learns That Disney Bought Marvel
…and it is NOT pretty. Apparently Mr. Adolf has been watching his budget. His Marvel collection has gotten a little out of hand.
Have you ever seen Hitler’s bedroom? Crazyness.
Twisted Disney Princesses
Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies.
Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are supposed to look like. She’ll never be the same. Hit the jump for full-sized twisted princess madness.
Toy Story LEGO Minifigs
Ever since LEGO and Disney announced their little partnership back in February, I’ve been eagerly awaiting some sort of joint project between the two companies. My wait has finally been rewarded.
In January 2010, LEGO will release this awesome set of Toy Story minifigs, followed later in the year by sets inspired by Cars, and the upcoming Prince of Persia film. I am SO pumped.
Toys That Make No Sense: Mickey Mouse Tron Toy
OK, I know that Disney released the original Tron film in 1982. And I get that Mickey Mouse is the de facto symbol of the company. But other than that, what the fuck does Mickey and Tron have in common?
Mickey Mouse Photo Frame Begs For Its Own Theme
Who’s the leader of them all?
That’s made for really cheap!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
What costs fifty bucks and is
designed by SEGA Toys?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Altogether now!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
What a joke!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Will leave you broke!
It can carry up to 49 pictures and uses USB!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Tiny screen!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
White, blue and pink!
Don’t forget the AA batteries, kids!
The Headache of Disney Blu-ray Discs
Back in May, we talked about Disney’s Sleeping Beauty and how the Blu-ray release would include BD-Live Internet-enabled extras and features. After viewing the above picture, it looks like you’ll have to read through 57 pages of Terms of Use before you can access your content. Who has time for that? Certainly not a mother with hyperactive children on her hands. Way to go, Disney.
Mickey Mouse Returns As A Jedi
Ah yes, another Monday, another fantastic day filled with Star Wars goodness. Someone better call Lando. No, It’s not a party so don’t go grabbing case after case of Colt 45 malt liquor just yet. I just thought Lando would be interested in these $200 figurines. They’re a fusion of Disney and Star Wars characters. You’ve got Mickey Mouse as Luke, Minnie Mouse as Queen Amidala, Donald Duck as Darth Maul and Goofy as a confused Jar Jar Binks.
Where’s Darth Vader? He could have easily been modeled after Pete, Mickey’s arch-rival. Geez, I’m the only one who cares and this is going to put a damper on my whole week. Thanks a lot Disney.
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