Gaping Jaws Hoodie
Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?!
This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea.
South America + Africa = Tyrannosaurus Rex
I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny.
It’s only a matter of time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites.
Do Not Distrub At Risk of Being Eaten by Dinosaur
Sure, you can always use a simple do not disturb sign, but what about for those intimate moments you really don’t want to be disturbed during.
These signs would be perfect for the next time you’re sexing it up with a T-Rex or maybe shaving your pet Raptor’s naughty bits. You say dinosaurs haven’t existed for millennium? When’s the last time you took a good look at your mother?
Dino Van Owner Likely Not Allowed Near Schools
This might as well be called the Pedo Mobile. You couldn’t get much more creepy unless you walk around with a sign that says “I have lots of free candy.” The promise of toys is made clear from the Dino Van’s facade. Spotted where else, but Walmart.
If the Dino Van is a-rockin’, you better come a-knockin’ or call the cops. Your kid might be in danger.
Unicornasaurus Looks Like The Tooth Fairy of My Dreams
The tooth fairy is one elusive creature. While Santa Claus’s identity is well known, the Tooth Fairy remains anonymous and mysterious, sometimes taking the form of a mythical fairy, other times resembling a full-sized woman. In my dreams, the toothfairy looks something like this Unicornasaurus.
Can’t you see this big guy sneaking into your room, tapping your pillow with his little wand and magically modifying your parent’s memory so they think they put that dollar bill under your head. Sneaky… very sneaky. The Unicornasaurus t-shirt was available from Tee-Fury, but seems to have been taken off the shelves forever. Shame!
iPhone Dinosaur Dock
Thankfully, the maker of this project chose a herbivore to work with, rather than say a Raptor or T-Rex. No missing fingers for us. The iPhone Dinosaur Dock is the result of the stripping of a Brachiosaurus toy, replacing its innards with a bunch of tasty gadgetry.
The iPhone Dinosaur Dock is most comfortable in its natural habitat, peering through blades of grass and being photographed by fat nerds, though as you can see after the jump, he looks fine in an office setting as well.
Tinysaurus Hex
Bastards. The team at NYCResistor have a new laser cutter and they want you to know about it. Check out this tiny, tiny, TINY dinosaur that’s like half the size of a fucking penny. How in the world do you even design things this small? Either way, it’s awesome and I want an entire fleet of robo-dinos to battle my toy soldiers. Rawr!
Looks Like Pleo Has A Costume Picked Out
Much talked about robotic toy dinosaur Pleo seems to already have picked out his Halloween costume this year. This season, he’s opted for a softer look, dressing in his finest wools.
Actually, this is the result of an experiment performed by Ugobe to see if Pleo would still react to touch and carry on his normal behavior if he were in disguise as a lamb. The results show that the test did indeed work, though Pleo was in a particularly bahhhhhh-d mood. — Andrew Dobrow