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I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion.

And the lies just keep being spread. This apron falsely promises that members of the Dark Side will be awarded cookies. Lies, I say! Sure, there’s all of that fine Dark Side booty and plenty of photo-ops, but cookies, I see not. Spread the falsity yourself for around $20.

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Imagine that Star Wars didn’t happen such a long, long time ago, and happened to occur in a galaxy that was much closer than far, far away. Say it happened right here on Earth, in our very own Dubai.

These photos capture some key moments from the Dark Side’s invasion on Dubai, as well as the Rebellion’s attempt at defense.

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Even evil overlords put their pants on one leg at a time. Just because he has an evil empire to run, doesn’t mean his responsibility of personal hygeine and everyday duties comes to an end. In fact, for someone who interacts with so many acolytes, its important to smell fresh.

Darth Vader, much like any universe-domineering dictator, still manages to brush his teeth and shower everyday, and now, we have proof of that very fact.

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Kati Peck might be a little bit of a nerd for creating a whole batch of intricately decorated Star Wars cupcakes, but as far as I’m concerned, she’s one talented nerd with a knack for baking. Each cupcake features our main man, Darth Vader, in all his Dark Side glory. Underneath his mask lie two bright-red lightsabers.

All this talk about Star Wars is giving me an elongated lightsaber. Thankfully, Kati also made a batch of Lost-themed cupcakes that look like a desert island when viewed overhead. One thing’s for sure, though: all these cupcakes look amazingly delicious. After the jump, more pictures/lunch!

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