OK, so they aren’t X-mas lights, but they certainly are fixing to be. Simpson fanatics who already have every Simpsons paraphernalia from wall clocks to pinball machines and even an eye-popping limited edition iPod design, will be happy to know that they can now decorate their computer monitor with Homer. This mini-bulb strand consists of nine little Homers, all powered by USB that’s sure to have Smithers go gay for you. It’s available at Drinkstuff.com for $32, a price that even Mr. Burns wouldn’t bitch about.

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If you’ve grown up with young women in your household, you’ve more than likely have heard one of them begging Santa or the super flying Rabbi for a horse or a pony. Santa will usually assure the child that he’ll do his best but when Christmas comes along, there is no horse under the tree. The little girl loses all faith in humanity from that point forward, eventually becoming a satanic lesbian. I’ve seen it happen many times.

The Ridemaster Pro Simulator is no thoroughbred and will surely still disappoint, but at least it doesn’t feature a pile of horse shit that comes out of a living, breathing horse. Users will sit on a synthetic horse model that gives real time feedback as they stare at the video courses which are built into the system.With enough practice on the simulator, they’ll one day be able to ride a real horse or at least a large dog.

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We’ve seen both artsy Darth Vader and seasonal Darth Vader, but never such an affordable mix of the two. If we had known this 7″ statue was available back during the holiday, we would have picked up one for sure, and might even pick one up for next December.

Watch has Darth pleasantly craft his Death Star out of harmless snow, which will soon become in impenetrable ice star! The Santa Claus hat on Darth’s head is also a great touch of style for the man typically donned in all black. Pick one up for next season for $49.99. — Andrew Dobrow

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Speaking of Star Wars oddities, check out this toy spotted on Ebay. Most of us have seen the family holiday favorite, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. But not many of us have seen the less known How The Darth Maul Stole Christmas. Actually, we’re quite sure it doesn’t even exist.

If you have $25 extra bucks, you can own your very own Darth Maul action figure, donning a Santa Claus uniform. Buy it, and don’t open it. Let it sit. — Andrew Dobrow

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Peggy is a concept which allows for easier nights of alcoholic drink mixing. Equally equipped to both open up liquor bottles and measure out the amount of a certain liquor you put in your drink, Peggy is sort of an all-in-one bartender gadget.

With New Years Eve coming up and Christmas Day just hours away, we see some serious drinking in your near future. Yes, our crystal ball sees that you might be in assistance of something like Peggy, especially if you’re a fan of mixed drinks. — Andrew Dobrow

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You can tell by the devious smile on the little pictured brats face that he is just waiting to watch his sister undress or something equally disgusting. Screw you, kid. Get a life. Use your R/C Spy Video Car for more beneficial purposes, such as finding where your mom hid your x-mas presents. This guy can transmit video from up to 75 feet away.

Get yourself a little preview a day early on what presents lie in store for you to shred open in giddy spurts of wrapping paper freedom. Well, that is assuming that this isn’t what your getting for Christmas. Then you’re kinda screwed. Your mommy spent $120 on this spy mobile. – Andrew Dobrow 

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Everybody has their own Apple predictions and this announcement will do nothing, but add to the speculation. It’s being reported that Apple is planning to order 500 million Samsung NAND flash drives by the end of the month. Now, what could they be doing with all of that damn flash?

Sources say that the acquired flash drives will be used in the iPhone and the iPod, which would confirm the appearance of a flash drive in the ever-popular media player. Specifically, the source sites iPods made between June 2007 (around the release of the iPhone) and December 2007 (just in time for a new iPod model release for Christmas?). One theory points at a 6th generation video iPod, another points towards an iPhone without the phone part. Perhaps a touch screen iPod? Whatever it will be, we are eagerly awaiting. — Andrew Dobrow

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