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I’m Going to Tenderize Your Face: Brass Knuckles for Chefs

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Never mess with a chef’s oven when he isn’t looking or you might get yo’ face tenderized, fool. Cooking is serious business. Sometimes you’ve gotta show a punk who’s in charge.

Ken Goldman’s Meat Tenderizer Ring has a dual function; weapon and tool of the trade.

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Spreadsheet Barbecue Grill Grid: A1 or Well-Done?

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How do you like your sausage cooked? Do you mind if I place it in the A1-D1 region and just let it smoke to medium-rare goodness? Or do you like your meat to be black and charred? Don’t you worry, we’ll find the right equation to make sure the Spreadsheet Barbecue Grill cooks your meat exactly how you like it.

And you thought you’d be escaping the office completely during your weekend barbecue. No such luck, chef.

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Robot Chef Renders Real Chefs Obsolete


While the HOAP-3, Fujitsu’s robot chef, can’t quite crack its own eggs with one-hand like an expert chef, it can make a delicious-looking ham and cheese omelet. It’s by no means a Pee-wee Herman breakfast machine, as you wouldn’t let it cook your breakfast unaided. It’s a nice thought though, having a robot prepare your breakfast while you engage in your daily morning hygienic routine.

Robots are slowly taking the place of everyday human affairs. Still, who would give a robot a knife? It’s almost as dangerous as a fire breathing robot.

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