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Combat boot specialists Doc Marten have unveiled their awesome “The Skelly” pair of glow-in-the-dark combat boots. Even if you haven’t had the chance to rot in the ground for a few millenia, you can still feel like a hardcore undead creature walking among the living. Damn air breathers.

The coolest feature is that your bones will have a special talent which normal undead bones don’t have – the ability to glow in the dark like some sort of zombie nuclear experiment.

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When a problem comes along, you must whip it. Am I right or am I right? Totally just made that up. Sounds like I could write a whole song just with that concept. I’ll whip it up a little later and I’ll whip it good. But for now, let’s check out these awesomely kinky heels, perfect for both private moments in the bedroom, an Indiana Jones theme party or a night at your local transsexual dominatrix parlor.

Because before you’re whipped into shape, you’ll actually need a whip. The whip footwear is now sold-out, but it was fetching a hefty $800.

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Shoes are a underrated importance of our everyday life. With the amount of time people are on their feet, us not included of course, peoples feet ache a lot more often then they admit too. The Good Vibrations Vibrating Shoes massage your feet and grant some relief to your constant erect position (sounds dirtier then meant).

For $60, the rechargeable vibrating shoes are a nice deal. The show is said to be more of a “foot massage” then just some vibrating thing on your foot. The fact that they are rechargeable is a very attractive feature. Not only will these shoes help aching feet, but they are said to help the balance of stroke victims and others who have coordination issues. Clearly, these boots are made for walking. Please excuse that joke, we honestly couldn’t help ourselves. — Andrew Dobrow

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