Mario-themed Truffles
You can’t resist Mario’s balls. Feel the sweetness roll across your tongue. Oh yeah, that makes me so hot. Wait… what?
These awesome Mario truffle balls each feature a different element of the game. And each is om nom-tastic.
Halo Teabag T-Shirt
The ultimate insult in gaming constitutes killing your opponent, squatting over the opponents corpse and placing your digital balls in their digital face. This is known as teabagging. The phenomenon also exists in frat houses and at drunken house parties.
The Halo Teabag tee illustrates the iconic move quite perfectly. For $19.95, you to can own a shirt featuring the ultimate in homoerotic embarrassment.
Heavy Metal: Huge, Sculpted Guitar For Sale
Rather than screwing around with butt plugs this weekend, spend your hard earned cash on this 12′ x 4′ sculpture of an acoustic guitar.
Dubbed “Heavy Metal“, this work of art was created by artist extraordinarie Mike Schubert. It can be yours for the low price of who gives a shit.
Drinking Tonight? Make Sure You Try The Ice Sphere
I’m a huge whiskey and scotch drinker, so when I heard that using non-spherical ice cubes in your glass causes the liquor to become watered down easily, I immediately snapped into action. I found out that Taisin, a relatively unheard-of Japanese company, has a device that forms ice into perfect spheres, creating a better surface-area/volume ratio.
Dubbed The Ice Mold, you can score the brass contraption in 50, 65, 70 and 80mm sizes. It can crank them out pretty quickly too, meaning your dinner party won’t suck as much this time around. If your hands get cold after making a few ice balls, you can always use your USB Hand Warmer to bring back the heat.
Time Machine Clock Has Something To Do With Shiny Balls
The workings of this clock can best be described from an excerpt from the official product description; “A central spindle counts the seconds, releasing a ball every minute. Once five minutes is reached, the five minute ball is released. These balls accumulate until 12 have been released, whereupon the one hour ball is set free and rolls into place. This continues on the hour, every hour.”
So in some way, in some form, the Time Machine Clock uses shiny balls to tell time. Well then, that’s enough for me. A clock like this would make a great addition to our The 12 Coolest Extreme Clocks You’ll Never Own list. But if you insist, you can get yours for £39.99, or around $80. — Andrew Dobrow
Golf Ball Launcher, a new way to justify wearing that ugly plaid outfit
At first look, the Golf Ball Launcher looks like an oversized badass shotgun, manned by some Rambo-esque figure. Though, with much of the tech product world, first looks can be deceiving. Despite its dangerous appearance, it is actutally a new tool for one of the less violent games. This golf ball launcher attached to this mullet-donning man’s hands is actually a new invention to pep up the game of golf.
The Launcher is capable of projecting balls (hehe we giggle at the naughtiness that could have been) from 25 to 300 yards, so no more sissy clubbing. I’d love to see the reactions of people at the golf course when you whip this thing out. And if they look at you funny? Just take aim and fire. — Andrew Dobrow
Project Page [Inventors Showcase, via Coolest Gadgets]
Belkin Cooling Stand protects your balls (and your laptop)
Laptop’s overheating has become a big problem recently. With all the problems with batteries exploding in your lap (no more children for you), here is a solution to help you keep your laptop from burning you up. So here’s the sitution: you just got your new desktop replacement laptop with a 17″ display and the best graphics cards to couple with that screaming Intel Core 2 Duo processor. Sounds great! Until you start to feel the massive amount of heat it is trying to pump out. The Belkin Cooling Stand helps you battle the heat your laptop is producing. You just place your new notebook on top of it, and it gives you a perfect little place for air to flow in and out without anything getting in the way. For $30, not only do you get a great way to protect your laptop and “waist area”, but the Cooling Stand looks great as well. The smooth wave design just fits with a cooling type device. Great access for air is what it is designed for. — Nik Gomez
Belkin Cooling Stand [SlashGear]