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WoW Lich King Expansion Release Date Leaked?

As I was browsing around Amazon, I came across an interesting entry when I searched for World of Warcraft. The page in question is a pre-order page for the WoW expansion Wrath Of The Lich King. Amazon says the shipping date is November 30th, 2008, with the game retailing for $39.99 on the online superstore. Now, we know Amazon sometimes leaves this up to speculation, putting a guess-timation date when no such date is confirmed, yet after I placed my... Continue reading

Swiss Army Pocket MP3 Player

The Victorinox SwissBeat 1GB MP3 Player is probably the only MP3 player you can kill a man with. Or cut a rope. Or skin a rabbit. Or any other cutting need a good boyscout might need in the wild. SwissBeat combines the popular Swiss Army Knife multi-tool with some technological spin of portable audio goodness. So now you can work on your slip knot while listening to Slipknot. Aside from holding 1GB of media, SwissBeat comes with a knife blade,... Continue reading

Saitek Obsidian Mouse for clickless scrolling

With news of Apple’s patent for a touch controlled mouse, other similar concepts and releases are jumping out from the drawing boards. Saitek has released its Wireless Obsidian Mouse which features a touch scroll wheel along with a high-precision 1000dpi optical sensor that operates through RF. The mouse also comes with a USB dock for charging and a spare battery. The mouse just as an all around cool look to it, with its sleek black, curved design. Luckily for everyone,... Continue reading

Precise Vegetable Cutter: An afro pick for your nappy-headed onions and tomate-hos

This kitchen gizmo might look like something that was worn in your parents afro’s circa 1967, but it actually has more of a purpose than showing how thick your fro is. The Precise Onion Cutter stabs into the onion to provide a track for your knife as it slides into the emotion churning vegetable. The cutter is also usable with tomatoes, making sure your slices are even and clean. Even if the onion makes your bawl your eyes out, the... Continue reading

Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat: Because asses smell

Don’t be offended by our title, please. What we say is a scientific fact. Asses smell. Period. Ha, that’s three “periods” in a row. The Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat is a patent-pending 4-stage deodorizing system which is geared towards relieving you, your family, and house guests of the stench that might be lingering from the toilets last use. The Breeza seat is set-up to easily replace your current toilet seat, with an estimated installation time of only about 15 minutes.... Continue reading

Darth Vader Limited Edition Lightsaber Umbrella

What will they think of next? Maybe a Lightsaber-themed sex toy? Eh, its most likely already been done. Not only can a Lightsaber protect you from the Alliance and change your TV station, but it can also apparently protect your hair from liquid droplets of destruction, or as you might like to call it…rain. This Japanese-made limited-edition Darth Vader Lightsaber umbrella comes with impressive telescopic action power and a red nylon sleeve. For its price of $90, you would expect... Continue reading

Laugh of the Day: Amazon.com offers a bargain on the number nine!

The number 9 for a penny less than $1,000? You’ve gotta be shittin’ me! Those other greedy bastards are charging $1,496.63! We know a bargain when we see one! According to Spluch, there WAS one worth $254,623. I guess the demand for nines drastically decreased over the last few hours. We just can’t help but to poke fun at other people’s mistakes (at least, we hope it’s a mistake). Don’t forget to check out some of the hilarious user comments... Continue reading

World of Warcraft expansion sets one-month PC game sales record

Blizzard Entertainment has announced that its expansion for World of Warcraft, Burning Crusades, has sold around 3.5 million units in its first month of release, making it the record holder for most one-month sales for a PC game. In its first 24 hours of release, the game sold a staggering 2.4 million copies, more then the previous holder of the one-month record. Now, a month and half after the release, Burning Crusades monthly sales total is going to be an... Continue reading