Super Large LED Clock: Yeah, it’s huge

When they say large, what they really mean is HUGE! This Super Large LED Clock is big enough to enable the blind to see the time. Clocking in at 40″ long and 15″ wide, this is one phallic cymbal that would make Ron Jeremy envious. We’re not sure whether this was designed to be used for personal use or as a display board for a public stadium or arena, but at the manageable price of just under $110, this is one clock that makes it impossible to be late for a meeting. Unless, of course, it were to blind you with its LED majesty. Since the lights are LED, the amount of power used by this mongoloid is equivalent to about the price of a pack or Marlboro’s. And a lot healthier. — Andrew Dobrow

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