Making sweet, passionate love to our stuffed animals has never been this easy. We got sort of sick of stealing our kid’s toys and cutting holes in them. It just made us feel funny for some reason. Don’t ask me why.
I mean, technically they’re our toys right? I mean, we paid for the damn things.
So we might not be able to hump Mickey Mouse’s lack of a vagina, but now we can be the proud owners of a Vagina-‘d Buffalo or Dinosaur, depending on our mood.