The hottest thing since Stuffed Animals with Vaginas.
Above, Stormtrooper striptease Courtney Cruz in a Star Wars-themed burlesque show at the Los Angeles club Bordello (a sexy bar which opened at the site of a notorious, historic LA whorehouse).
Hit the jump for several more geekalicious photos.
January 15, 2010 8:17am
Incredible! the sexiest is the first photo on the page!
February 18, 2010 13:41pm
haha, that’s massively awesome – but also incredibly frightening at the same time. deeply unsettling.
February 28, 2010 12:38pm
holy crud….*sudden thought of darth vader…..*my….wonder how much it would cost to get in XD
March 2, 2010 14:54pm
Darth vader has princess leia buns…CONFUSION. (and C3PO is effing creeeeeeepy)
March 5, 2010 10:08am
HAhah awsome.
I want the outfit in the first pic though. Looks pretty damn good(:
March 28, 2010 10:39am
i dont know if thats cool, or if thats ridiculous. maybe both.
April 10, 2010 15:15pm
That is the cutest Bubba Fett version I’ve ever see.
April 19, 2010 17:15pm
HAHAAHA thats really funny!!!
April 26, 2010 17:05pm
What? no midget as R2D2? disappointing!
May 4, 2010 7:06am
Please, spare me Jabba the Hut.
May 6, 2010 15:58pm
WTF is wrong with you you’re a pedophile nerd that gets off on star wars. Get some sun, son.