Comments on: Sperm Powered Nanobots? I Offer My Services As A Fuel Tank

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:03:25 +0000

Yeah, I’ll bet that it won’t be human sperm it’ll run off of – It’ll be something they can milk in much higher quantities per-session, like horses or something.

Assuming these nanobots are designed for human intravenous injection, it’s unlikely they’ll be designed to go for the ‘nads to refuel, since it wouldn’t work too well in women :p

I’m thinking they’ll probably find a way to detach the protein tail from the sperm and use that as an injectable fuel source along with the nanobots. – although, I’d be much more impressed if they could use a way to leverage fat cells already in the body, since it’s already there. Food for thought

By: mike

mike — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 03:26:02 +0000

It’s probably gonna be half sex toy and half sperm powered nanobot.

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:26:38 +0000

“so if sperm is a fuel then is the American military going to invade my balls?”

Win

By: acce245

acce245 — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:24:22 +0000

I doubt they would invade your ‘balls’ – I mean, there is enough homo-eroticism within the military and the jails to fill that job hands down (or wherever they put them). Can’t imagine how they would tax it, though…

By: Huntros

Huntros — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:11:01 +0000

so if sperm is a fuel then is the american military going to invade my balls?

By: Luke

Luke — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:47:55 +0000

Well lets just say that if there’s a day in the near future where the price per barrel of ‘crude milk’ directly affects the price of a full tank of gas for a nanobot, well I’m opening a refinery.

And we hire naughty nurses not ‘milking machines’

They take all the fun out of it

By: Olmec Sinclair

Olmec Sinclair — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:41:34 +0000

Maybe that was the purpose of the erotic holograms and ‘milking’ machine in the futuristic film THX 1138…..?