Now here’s a guy who takes safety seriously. Whether the danger comes from falling debris or a prostitute with the clap, he’s got it covered. — Sean Fallon
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I’d say, with all of the unplanned pregnancies, he better check that thing for holes.
I hope those aren’t lubricated. That’ll mess up his hair.