Face it. Your couch is a dirty, dirty whore. It took literally days for every piece of furniture in your house to mysteriously come down with herpes once your couch entered into the picture. What a hussy. Thankfully, the Lifestyles Condom Pillow and Blanket pair keep you safe from contracting any potential furniture-to-human transmittable diseases.
Slip inside the safe enclosure of your very own condom blanket, insulated for her pleasure.
May 13, 2010 16:34pm
Win.