There’s something about the packaging of Atari-era games that really strikes my design fancy. The minimalistic bit style was both honest and gorgeous. I actually don’t think I’d mind if modern movie posters were designed in the same style. Some modern posters could certainly use the revision. Or at least a few zombies added here or there.
Hit the jump for a few of our favorites.
I missed out on the original NES and SNES systems during their heyday, but at least I got to fool around with the Sega Genesis when new games were still being released on a regular basis. And boy did I play the hell out of my system. NHL ‘94 and Sonic, baby. Hours of fun.
Increasingly, more kids from Gen-Y are entering the business world. And I don’t see any other way of celebrating that fact then rocking the retro gaming systems with pride. I particularly love this absurdly accurate Sega Genesis Business Card Case.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT, I might have around 10 cents or so. But seriously, you know it’s bad when your housemates have to wear noise-canceling headphones when you go to the bathroom. Not that there’s much you can do about it. You just happened to be born with a powerful stream.
But in fact, there is something you can do about it. The Pee Without Noise Stool brings your firehouse closer to the water hole, providing less room for your piss to gain velocity. Which equals? Quiet pee pee. Just keep your balls at a safe distance. You don’t want them shits rubbing up against the toilet rim. Even a silent piss isn’t worth that.
The hottest thing since Stuffed Animals with Vaginas.
Above, Stormtrooper striptease Courtney Cruz in a Star Wars-themed burlesque show at the Los Angeles club Bordello (a sexy bar which opened at the site of a notorious, historic LA whorehouse).
Hit the jump for several more geekalicious photos.
The loss of a loved one is never easy, but there’s something particularly difficult about losing family around the holidays. Fellow geek Declan became the victim of one of the worst losses a GEARhead can suffer — the loss of a gaming console, as is intelligently described by the man himself via Facebook. “Ma xbox is fukd.” And only days before Christmas, I might add. Fukd, indeed.
I’d like us all to just take a moment of silence to reflect on our own console’s fragile life.
No, R2-D2 didn’t get stuck outside overnight on the planet Hoth. This snow droid was hand crafted by one clever winter-y geek. And lord knows this winter has already spilled a crap load of snowy art material in my neck of the woods.
Maybe the next snowstorm we can see a Snow Vader?
Get your stop-motion gear ready and prepare for mimicking. Mario gets a little raccoon-y in this Super Mario Bros. 3 stop-motion video by YouTube user smartkid82504.
Real guitarists love to bitch about how the Guitar Hero-esque game controllers hinder the complexity of real-life guitar playing. And to be honest, they’ve gotta point. As a guitar player for the past ten years or so, it pains me to see 12-year-olds pick up a game controller and think they could even have a shot at picking up the real thing and having any basis for even a beginner’s knowledge of the instrument.
The Gambridge Z-1 changes all of that, creating a new basis and complexity for Guitar Hero-like games. Introducing a gaming guitar for real guitarists and people who actually want to learn the instrument alike, the Z-1 features a full fret board, rather than only five buttons.
While the iconic fail whale was already the willing victim of a full-on LEGO brick barrage, the Twitter bird had stealthy avoided the brick treatment. But no longer thanks to brick designer Fredo Houben, who took the Twitter bird design to the next logical level — LEGO sculpture.
You’d think a computer, with all of is modern technology, would be able to boil down at least a bit of the ambiguity which constantly surrounds the Mona Lisa. A computer designed to do so might be able to shed some light on the woman, but when we’re talking a recreation made out of only computer folders, Lisa is even more ambiguous than when she started.
