If my aspiring rap career ever takes off all the way, I’m totally going to have one of these in the back of my tour bus. My record label will ask me where I pissed away the advance money and I will reply “I spent it on the ‘Hit the Bum’ machine in the back there. Give it a whirl.” My manager and the label head will then spend the rest of the afternoon smashing thonged asses with a mallet. Now that’s fucking gangster.

$22 and a good enough reason to buy one.

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