Nerd Auction Exchanges Computer Skills For Makeover, Dates

The Linux Users Group at Washington State University is hoping to bankroll their computer skills in exchange for the possibility, albeit remote, of finally touching a boob. The president of the group writes:
“You can buy a nerd and he’ll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you’re really adventurous, take you to dinner!”
The group is currently soliciting help from various sororities in an attempt to spruce up their image. They hope to recruit more women into computer science programs and, to a greater extent, help make them less pasty and weird looking in the eyes of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, no one has taken them up on this epic challenge as of yet. — Sean Fallon


