Why settle for only one mustache when you can have four interchangeable Velcro mustaches which can be changed any day of the week. I’m in sort of a handlebar mood today, but who knows what my mustache-meter will hold tomorrow. (Probably handlebar again. Those things rock.)
Mr. Mustache is the perfect pillow for the wishy-washy facial hair fan. Who doesn’t love a little ’stache in their life? If my facial hair didn’t grow like a 12-year-old Mexican’s I would so rock my own. I even envy my dog’s mustache.