Growing up with Disney through the 90s, I thought these Disney princesses were smokin’. I don’t care if they’re animated, these were some gorgeous cartoons. But what if Disney princesses were more akin to the realities of modern America? Odds are that they wouldn’t be a size 4, I can tell you that.
Ally Bellissimo of the blog ‘Creepy Miranda’ recreated the Disney princesses into something closer resembling the background of a Richard Simmons exercise video. Hit the jump to see more of your favorite childhood memories shattered. Also, don’t miss Twisted Disney Princesses if your youth needs any more scarring.
September 12, 2010 17:15pm
I love you gearfuse.
September 12, 2010 17:51pm
And Gearfuse loves you Chip. Thanks so much for reading.
November 30, 2011 15:02pm
omg this is hilarious… i wish they would have made them like this in real life. that would have been so funny and it makes kids realize that not all princesses have to be a size 00!!!! i support woman curves 100% way to go whoever drew this you are my hero, my inspiration, i would love to meet you one day so you could do a self protrait of myself… proud to say 185 lbs of me!!!
so happy. got to go cook dinner for the fam of 6. love this so much going to print one off and put in my daughters bedroom over her bed.. and maybe even one in the bathroom, self cofidence is what this has given me. 
looooove!!!!
xoxo kels.
December 1, 2011 14:39pm
YOUR STUPID @ BECCA !! UMMM I LOVE THE DISNEY PRINCESSES JUST THE WAY THEY ARE!!! SKINNY LIKE WE ARE ALL SUPPOSE TO BE! SIZE 00 LIKE ME. IM SO BEAUTIFUL AND SKINNY!!! GO ON A DIET FAT SO. AND HANGING IT ABOVE YOUR DAUGHTERS BED?? UMM WTF THAT’S SO DUMB ALL PARENTS WANT THEIR CHILDREN TO BE SKINNY AND BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WE’RE ALL SUPPOSE TO BE!!! UMM HELLO COULD YOU BE ANY STUPIDER?
December 1, 2011 14:40pm
@KATIE BETH NOLEN YOUR DUMB. ALL FAT PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY THAT WAY. IF YOUR AN ANREXIC FREAK OF NATURE WHO NEEDS TO EAT SOME MORE DOUGHNUTS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE. LIFE HAPPENED TO ME!! I HAD A BABY GOT MARRIED GOT A FAT HUSBAND THAT I LOVE SO VERY MUCH AND WERE HAPPY OK? IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN YOU CAN SUCK IT.
December 1, 2011 15:00pm
@Becca do you hear yourself? i mean really…FAT IS UGLY AND UNHEALTHY! Fat princesses can change the way they look if they want, just stop eating and work out!! Becca you are retarted!!!!!!!
January 10, 2012 15:36pm
Okay girls calm down this is not the time and place for immature people…these pictures were just to prove a point so get over yourselves and stop starting drama. Just enjoy these pictures and stop being gay as hell.
#cutthecrap! k thanks