If there’s one thing I love more than my three-floor condo and Lexus convertible, it has to be my Nalgene water bottle. Nothing screams “I’m white, in my 30s and living life to the max!” like a Nalgene-style water bottle. However, a conundrum exists that involves jogging at nighttime and passers-by not being able to recognize that you’re carrying a sweet water bottle.

That’s where the LightCap 200 comes in. At $20, you’ll find it’s almost as cheap as that caviar you scooped onto your toast this morning. It fits any bottle with a 2″ wide mouth and is solar powered to keep your hippie girlfriend happy. Now when you’re running down Partridge Lane and the sun is setting, you’ll do it with ease of mind, knowing full well you’re a huge douche.

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