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Rule one of being a soccer mom: get the carpool to practice on time. If you fail at that, you just aren’t a true soccer mom. The Jet Turbine Powered Minivan not only gets your kids to practice on time, but most likely gets them there a few hours early while incinerating all of the cars which fall behind in your wake.
Capable of traveling 1/8th of a mile in 7.65 seconds at 96mph, the Jet Powered Minivan packs in a jet engine with a motorized rear glass window liftng up to expose the exhaust ports.
— Andrew Dobrow
