iPhone “Slide to Unlock” Panties are Geekily Raunch
This is the geeky stuff wet dreams are made of. The “Slide to Unlock” iPhone panties are the extremely sexy answer for the clueless nerd. Even if you’ve never had a previous sexual experience (probably about 90% of our audience), the handy iPhone guide will ease them into sexual knowledge.
Each pair is $12 and worth every single penny.
June 9, 2009 17:59pm
I have a pair! Love them. Great for carrying a flash drive.
June 16, 2009 1:51am
me too! accept i made my own transfer instead- it was incredibley easy and a major no brainer! plus i totally saved and have it on way sexier gstring compared to that grannythong.
June 30, 2009 19:03pm
does that opens?
July 3, 2009 12:33pm
sam .. I believe the entire “cover” slides off. What I’d like to know is if the printed area glows in the dark.
July 23, 2009 6:02am
Does this model come with all the usual features?
Voice activation?
Touch screen?
Accelerometer?
Can i have the 16GB version please!
July 23, 2009 10:20am
So… you like the thicker ladies, huh?
August 18, 2009 16:40pm
please if you would send me a couple pairs of panties that zip and lock and unlock my size is a size 7 and i want them in black please send them to free..
August 26, 2009 13:34pm
for a second there i thought it actually opened up.
September 11, 2009 5:05am
Only if the womans is jailbraked.
September 20, 2009 20:01pm
This girl wore the panties inside out .. they didn’t work as advertised! I suggest instructions in each package!
September 23, 2009 14:48pm
Does it come with the “bump” app as well?
October 5, 2009 20:05pm
uhh iPhone… set to “vibrate” and call repeatedly.
October 23, 2009 5:02am
The problem is that it autolocks itself if not used for more than 5 minutes.
December 9, 2009 15:23pm
soo where can you buy these?