This is the geeky stuff wet dreams are made of. The “Slide to Unlock” iPhone panties are the extremely sexy answer for the clueless nerd. Even if you’ve never had a previous sexual experience (probably about 90% of our audience), the handy iPhone guide will ease them into sexual knowledge.
Each pair is $12 and worth every single penny.
June 9, 2009 17:59pm
I have a pair! Love them. Great for carrying a flash drive.
June 16, 2009 1:51am
me too! accept i made my own transfer instead- it was incredibley easy and a major no brainer! plus i totally saved and have it on way sexier gstring compared to that grannythong.
June 30, 2009 19:03pm
does that opens?
July 3, 2009 12:33pm
sam .. I believe the entire “cover” slides off. What I’d like to know is if the printed area glows in the dark.
July 23, 2009 6:02am
Does this model come with all the usual features?
Voice activation?
Touch screen?
Accelerometer?
Can i have the 16GB version please!
July 23, 2009 10:20am
So… you like the thicker ladies, huh?
August 18, 2009 16:40pm
please if you would send me a couple pairs of panties that zip and lock and unlock my size is a size 7 and i want them in black please send them to free..
August 26, 2009 13:34pm
for a second there i thought it actually opened up.
September 11, 2009 5:05am
Only if the womans is jailbraked.
September 20, 2009 20:01pm
This girl wore the panties inside out .. they didn’t work as advertised! I suggest instructions in each package!
September 23, 2009 14:48pm
Does it come with the “bump” app as well?
October 5, 2009 20:05pm
uhh iPhone… set to “vibrate” and call repeatedly.
October 23, 2009 5:02am
The problem is that it autolocks itself if not used for more than 5 minutes.
December 9, 2009 15:23pm
soo where can you buy these?