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When your sick, the last thing you wanna do is get out of bed and go chasing your tissue box, which is exactly what you might have to do if you’re unlucky enough to have a sibling or spouse cruel enough to use this Remote-Controlled Tissue Box to lure you around the house like a beggar following a dollar bill on a string.

Then again, you have to admit, it would be fun to be in the drivers seat in that situation. And your brother thought it was funny always stealing your Halloween candy. No trick or treating for you this year, sicko.

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Nobody disrupts the sterile sanctity of the Death Star and gets away with it. Nobody but Darth Vader that is.

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Even evil overlords put their pants on one leg at a time. Just because he has an evil empire to run, doesn’t mean his responsibility of personal hygeine and everyday duties comes to an end. In fact, for someone who interacts with so many acolytes, its important to smell fresh.

Darth Vader, much like any universe-domineering dictator, still manages to brush his teeth and shower everyday, and now, we have proof of that very fact.

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The laws of physics always hold up, even in a world such as Star Wars. Gravity still holds Mr. Skywalker on the ground and Mass Times Acceleration still equals force. But does it equal The Force? That is the question.

Was Yoda really nothing more than a physics professor? Is Darth Vader simply an allegorical symbol of the possible destruction of nuclear power?

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Little known fact: Darth Vader represented the Dark Side at 1945’s Yalta Conference.

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There is a huge difference. And that difference’s name is Scott Cummins. Cummins is a unique artist who spends his October sculpting these pumpkin-flavored masterpieces.

Among his collection are Darth Vader, Greedo, a Stormtropper or two, Albert Einstein and a ton more.

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Star Wars wasn’t kidding when it said “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.” Those films took place a LONG, LONG time ago. So long ago that Darth Vader was apparently buried as the pharaohs of ancient Egypt were buried; mummified and decked out in a special Vader sarcophagus.

The new tomb was unveiled by Egypt’s antiquities master Zahi Hawass, single handily, just like every other discovery ever made… ever. Seriously, though, have you ever gotten a load of this Hawass character? He demands inclusion in every major Egyptian discovery. Crazy, man. Much like other TeeFury shirts, this design will only be available today. So rushing is the name of the game.

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Living in a major city, you see tons of movie and theater posters pasted on every inch of the city’s walls. The high majority of these posters are defaced in some way. Torn or covered in graffiti. It usually pisses me off to see an artists work defaced, but these movie poster mash-ups are just awesome.

I’d so see most of these.

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I call the penis!

Check out this incredible cake, expertly decorated to resemble the iconic image of Han Solo frozen within a block of carbonite. Now Darth Vader really can have his cake and eat it too. That is, unles Jabba gets to it first.

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I’m not quite sure of what city this awesome Darth Vader/Misfits Skull wheatpaste graffiti was found, though we do know it was on Lake Street in some city, somewhere. Although the two are unrelated, it sort of works out great.

Children of the late 70s are going to be really happy with this one.

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